Sugar Bear Harris Fan Page

Sugar Bear Harris loves blogging more than a whiny teen camwhore and loves networking more than a coked-up party planner. Marvel as he does both on his kickass MySpace page. As a special bonus, gawk away at the pages of Sugar Bear's two bestest AOL Instant Messenger buddies.

Sugar Bear Harris Foils Mugging Attempt
(AP) SENATOBIA, Miss.- Late yesterday afternoon, a mugger attempting to steal a sharp stick from a local child, who was pretending it was a lightsaber, was immediately apprehended by currently unemployed public do-gooder, Sugar Bear Harris. The mugger, who claimed to be just trying to feed his family, is expected to file numerous lawsuits very shortly.

(At left) - exclusive cell-phone camera photo of the traumatic event, captured by a concerned citizen.

Sadly, there are no Sugar Bear
Harris sites as comprehensive as this one. They disrespect the man and his accomplishments and make me want to throw up.

As far as historians can tell, Sugar Bear
Harris was born a man. He wears red spandex
suspenders and started a rock band or something. If he's dead, he's probably buried somewhere.

Sugar Bear Harris, Beepants Larry & Ass Kicking Champ sample the buffet at Tila Tequila's Summer MySpace Pool Party.